mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via motherhenna)

hyenaspotz:

I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.

Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.

(via motherhenna)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via motherhenna)

  • me: *playing an rpg*
  • me: I'm gonna be the villain this time
  • me: *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*
  • me: *sees somebody watching anime*
  • me: haha nerd
  • me: *goes home and watches anime*
  • percy: you wanna go??
  • ares: im a god you absolute walnut
  • percy: i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
chaperoned:

Name | Description ✗ Description ✗ Description ✗ | FC: Actor Name
“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed dapibus dolor a metus imperdiet sit amet iaculis velit congue. Aenean lobortis cursus leo ut volutpat." —QUOTE SAYER 
Formatting on Tumblr blows. So, here’s a cheatsheet. Simply go to reblog this and click on HTML. Then, copy and paste the sections you need. There are links to symbols and generators you can use as well (particularly for header text). “br /” is used for keeping text one line under what was previously written (HEADER #1) while p creates new paragraphs with a clear line between (HEADER #2). If you write too much in the pre (grey background), it will add a scrollbar. Here’s a link to all the code used because it’s gonna look weird reblogged.
✗ H E A D E R

LOREM » sit ametLIPSUM » sit amet
CONSECTETUR»
CAPS; lowercase (Italics)
CAPS; lowercase (Italics)

✗ HEADER #1

Title → Info Title → BOLDED [More info about it] ✦ [A] Lorem ipsum dolor sit  ✦ [B] Lorem ipsum dolor sit 

✗ ℋℯader #2 (link to the symbols to make that)

↳ Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. 
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec ac gravida justo. Vivamus in eros vitae orci ullamcorper mollis a quis dolor. Aenean scelerisque, risus nec mattis mattis, massa mauris tristique neque, ac mollis metus urna vel mi. Sed posuere eros orci. Etiam porttitor euismod molestie. In a tellus sed enim faucibus tempus sed nec ipsum. Pellentesque in sem risus. Nullam laoreet, ante non imperdiet dapibus, felis leo porttitor dui, et semper odio diam id arcu.
SOME INTRO CAPS.  And some text after that isn’t as fancy.

✗ Hᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ (small caps generator)

 TITLE // SUBTITLE HEREbasic info or a quote or something


TITLE  // but with bigger text here


T i t l e : and information


Title: Subtitle — [link]



Linked Title → Italics about it




LAST NAME, FIRST NAME.↳ DETAIL. DETAIL.


▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█  (TARTY GENERATOR)▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█ 

BIG.  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec ac gravida justo. 

001. TITLE - ARTIST (LINK THE SONG ON THE RIGHT) [►]

Some lyrics or text can go here.

✗ ORDERED LISTS

[1] oneii. two03. Title - Artist04. Title | Artist5. TITLE AND  / The Artistsome lyricsor text can go here


song title - song artist | song title - song artist | song title - song artist 
i. Title // Artist ii. Title // Artist iii. Title // Artist
i. title — artist | ii. title — artist | iii. title — artist
Title - Artist || Title - Artist || Title - Artist 
01 : Title - Artist | 02 : Title - Artist | 03 : Title - Artist
title ○ artist :: title ○ artist :: title ○ artist

1 Title » Artist 2 Title » Artist 3 Title » Artist 
(song + artist) // (song + artist) // (song +artist)

{ Title: artist / or something else } { Title: artist / or something else }


Table of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 01
Contents . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 02
as you see headers can be multiple lines
"Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph."
♫ THERE ARE LOTS OF SYMBOLS YOU CAN USE HERE
end notes ;; lorem ipsum text can go here 
→ SOME LINKS → SOME LINKS

chaperoned:

Name | Description ✗ Description ✗ Description ✗ | FC: Actor Name

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed dapibus dolor a metus imperdiet sit amet iaculis velit congue. Aenean lobortis cursus leo ut volutpat." QUOTE SAYER

Formatting on Tumblr blows. So, here’s a cheatsheet. Simply go to reblog this and click on HTML. Then, copy and paste the sections you need. There are links to symbols and generators you can use as well (particularly for header text). “br /” is used for keeping text one line under what was previously written (HEADER #1) while p creates new paragraphs with a clear line between (HEADER #2). If you write too much in the pre (grey background), it will add a scrollbar. Here’s a link to all the code used because it’s gonna look weird reblogged.

✗ H E A D E R

LOREM » sit amet
LIPSUM » sit amet

CONSECTETUR»

  • CAPS; lowercase (Italics)
  • CAPS; lowercase (Italics)
✗ HEADER #1
Title → Info
Title → BOLDED [More info about it]
[A] Lorem ipsum dolor sit
✦ [B] Lorem ipsum dolor sit
✗ ℋℯader #2 (link to the symbols to make that)

↳ Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec ac gravida justo. Vivamus in eros vitae orci ullamcorper mollis a quis dolor. Aenean scelerisque, risus nec mattis mattis, massa mauris tristique neque, ac mollis metus urna vel mi. Sed posuere eros orci. Etiam porttitor euismod molestie. In a tellus sed enim faucibus tempus sed nec ipsum. Pellentesque in sem risus. Nullam laoreet, ante non imperdiet dapibus, felis leo porttitor dui, et semper odio diam id arcu.

SOME INTRO CAPS.  And some text after that isn’t as fancy.

✗ Hᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ (small caps generator)
 TITLE // SUBTITLE HERE
basic info or a quote or something
TITLE  // but with bigger text here
T i t l e : and information
Title: Subtitle — [link]

Linked Title Italics about it

LAST NAME, FIRST NAME.
↳ DETAIL. DETAIL.

▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█  (TARTY GENERATOR)
▒█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄█ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▄▄▀
▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█ ▒█▄▄▀ ▒█▄▄▄ ▒█░▒█

BIG.  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec ac gravida justo.

001. TITLE - ARTIST (LINK THE SONG ON THE RIGHT) []

Some lyrics or text can go here.

✗ ORDERED LISTS

[1] one
ii. two
03. Title - Artist
04. Title | Artist
5. TITLE AND  / The Artist
some lyrics
or text can go here

song title - song artist | song title - song artist | song title - song artist

i. Title // Artist ii. Title // Artist iii. Title // Artist

i. title — artist | ii. title — artist | iii. title — artist

Title - Artist || Title - Artist || Title - Artist

01 : Title - Artist | 02 : Title - Artist | 03 : Title - Artist

titleartist :: titleartist :: titleartist

1 Title » Artist 2 Title » Artist 3 Title » Artist 
Table of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 01
Contents . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 02

as you see headers can be multiple lines

"Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph."

♫ THERE ARE LOTS OF SYMBOLS YOU CAN USE HERE

end notes ;; lorem ipsum text can go here

SOME LINKS
SOME LINKS

(Source: novacorps, via hippoghouliage)

basedbridget:

A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names

(via burdge)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

(via motherhenna)

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

(Source: foxadhd.com, via motherhenna)